SEE, ya go ahead, hook up with her...
Just ask her to wash up, because I am sure someone just left.
Friday, January 31, 2014
Thursday, January 30, 2014
MUSCLE FAIL - Seriously bro?
Seriously Bro? I need to help ALL of you on your photoshop skills.
I SUCK, and I can do better. HMU
PHOTOSHOP BREAST FAIL
LADIES you are beautiful the way you are.
THIS GIRLS breast were FINE!
BUT, if you want them to appear DIFFERENT, contact me...
I can fake it for you and spare you the humiliation.
Saturday, January 25, 2014
FAT GUY FAILS AT SKATING
I grew up fat...
OK the kid next to me in 3rd period was fat.
My family is fat, my wife is fat, my kids are fat, and my...
Well, I will just stop now.
Because NOT being fat and LAUGHING at FAT people is funny.
Friday, January 24, 2014
MY "I was stung my 40 BUMBLE BEE's" Story
I HATE BEE's!
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?
More importantly, HOW CAN I?
This is Gnarly as F**K!!!
When I was 3 1/2, I stuck my arm into an old trash incinerator. Little did I know that it was the home of DOZENS of Bumble Bee's. At the time I had on BIB overalls, and was 3!!!
They managed to get into my bibs, my hair, they were basically stinging the living CRAP out of me.
Once my clothes were stripped, and I was cleared of all bees, I was stung 12 times.
BY BUMBLE BEES!
Aren't they supposed to be the gatherers!?!?!?
Well, they gathered all my pain receptors and crammed them into one tiny compact area of my brain, that is now... POST TRAUMATIC STRESS!
I recovered, fortunately.
This was the same year that I had shot myself in the foot with a pistol. But I will save that story for my NEXT post.
YES these are all true tales, only the names are being withheld.
That's just rude. Ya know???
STAY UP and STAY TUNED
for:
I shoot myself
The time I nearly burned the house down with a poodle. (SERIOUSLY)
I stab myself in the chest with a Calligraphy pen.
I am beaten unconscious at the age of 8, but a group of peers.
And other heart warming tales.
SOME names may be mentioned.
ALL are true.
Wednesday, January 22, 2014
Tuesday, January 21, 2014
WARDROBE MALFUNTION - Bike Week
I grew up around Bikers, and the women NEVER looked like this.
They chewed KODIAK and had hairy pits!
Monday, January 20, 2014
Sunday, January 19, 2014
Saturday, January 18, 2014
Friday, January 17, 2014
METH HEAD Movie Reviews
That moment when you finally get decent lighting, a green screen, and a new camera. THEN, everything is cool, funny, and awesome to shoot... In reality it's stupid and pointless... I would have cut about half of this out now. COOL FACT: Our eyes were PING PONG BALLS...
You will learn that a METH HEAD sounds like the male CONEHEAD!
You will learn that a METH HEAD sounds like the male CONEHEAD!
Thursday, January 16, 2014
Wednesday, January 15, 2014
NSA SURVEILLANCE - Blatant violation of the 4th amendment
WHY did I put this here? because it is a MAJOR fail by us as a people, and our GOVT as a whole.
NSA SURVEILLANCE - 4th amendment violation
CLICK TO READ FULL ARTICLE!
NSA SURVEILLANCE - 4th amendment violation
CLICK TO READ FULL ARTICLE!
Monday, January 13, 2014
Saturday, January 11, 2014
Friday, January 10, 2014
GIRL FAIL - Fart Edition
I made this YEARS ago, looked it up to find it had over 600,00 VIEWS!
HOLY SMOKES!
I hope you sickos enjoy it as much as the others did lol
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)