Wednesday, October 15, 2014

School Picture Day! The good, The bad, and the worst!

Remember school picture day? 

Remember how it would either make you feel bad ass, or like a piece of shit?
Well, here are some examples of people who probably felt like shit.
Possibly a few who felt good about it at the time, to feel like a total DICK later.



"Mom, I think I have cataracts!"
 No kid, your lens is just totally fucked!



Holy HELL!
I feel for the child that has to wear this shit.
"PULL ALL OF THEM, Give me dentures or implants."


With a haircut like that, glasses, and a million dollar smile, 
he's taking the prom queens virginity. 
Probably by force.




Mullet and Track suit says, I am a GAY "Ricky"
from "The Trailer Park boys."



In all honesty, I dig this shit and kids today would wear it.
SWAG mutha Faka. SWAG!




You know that once she hit 18 all the boys wanted to smack dat booty.
It was that awkward time from 14-17 that sucked ass.




Early 90's for fucking sure!
This dude is probably just a dick, his parents never bought his pictures,
and he didn't give two shits or a fuck.




DOUCHE BAG ALERT
Went on to contract an STD, have 6 kids with 4 women, and get fat.




"Captain, a Squall is about to overcome us!"
The 80's were fuckin' awesome man. 
Ask anyone in their late 30's or early 40's. 
Being an 80's kid was the shit!




I was hoping to share one of my BAD school pictures.
Instead I am going to share a BAD picture of me now.

SO WHAT if it is a surveillance pic from a robbery?!?!?!


UNTIL NEXT TIME FUCKERS!


Enjoy this video of RANDY ORTON
RKO'ing everyone randomly!


Tuesday, February 4, 2014

WHO THE F**K - Condom style

HEY I need comfort and I don't buy jeans without trying them on FIRST!


Sunday, February 2, 2014

HILARIOUS Awkward Family Photos

I am sure we've all had those absolutely, 100%, embarrassing family pictures taken. WELL, here are some of the TOP family pics I could find, that are so awkward...
You almost want to pay for retakes!



1.) The kitty in my pocket Family. 
NO ONE seems in sync in this picture. 


2.) The "Boys Bears" family, AKA: The kids who got bullied all their lives.


2.) The "Family who is inappropriate around the children, goes to jail." picture.



3.) Can we get the weird parents to stand behind the normal children.


4.) I'm just gonna say I FREAKING HATE this type of picture. 
(I am a photographer BTW. This is stupid.)



5.) Don't bother putting a shirt on dad. Just sit there with your MAN BOOBS out.




7.) "I hate my kids!"




8.) Something very SERIAL KILLER about this guy.




9.) You're not funny, your dumb... MOVING ON




10.) I do NOT think this is a FAMILY picture. If it is, there was a DVD released immediately after.




TITANIC FAIL - idiot!


HAHAHAHA
BITCH!


Phillip Seymour Hoffman died today!

Just Sayin